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Miranda Kerr:
Miranda Kerr
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Information:
Name: Miranda Kerr
Born: 1983-04-20
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2008), How I Met Your Mother (2007), The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2007), The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2006)
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Ron Jeremy:
Ron Jeremy
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Information:
Name: Ron Jeremy
Born: 1953-03-12
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Sirens (1991), Magic Pool (1988), The Anus Family (1991), Porno Screentests (1982), Bad Girls II (1983)
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Ben Foster:
Ben Foster
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Information:
Name: Ben Foster
Born: 1980-10-29
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
11:14 (2003), The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things (2004), Freaks and Geeks (2000), The Laramie Project (2002), Freaks and Geeks (1999)
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What do you call a letter sent up the
chimney
on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
DirrnygBertholdLV
What do you get when you cross a pig with an
elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
LeandroHardwynMj
How many archaeologists does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three. One to change it while the other two argue
about how old the old
one is.
SebastienEliseozJ
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!
AlistaireTarletoncC
Q: What does Bill Clinton
have in common
with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.
LeopoldoAfhamUw
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
world?
She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
KaineEldrickcL
Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-disposable
diaper too!
AdnetAurivilledO
What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh
while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
FlannanClareyXL
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Cyclops Barbie
...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead;
Cyclops Ken sold
separately
BancrofftGlifieuwx
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curry
!
Curry who ?
Curry me back home will you !
BeshiltheeniBrindleyaZ